<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:35:49.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Duck Soup</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-116631299229929258</id><published>2006-12-16T15:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-16T15:49:52.300-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chimp As A Zwinky</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fzwinky%252Esmileycentral%252Ecom%252Fdownload%252Findex%252Ejhtml%253Fpartner%253DZJzeb007%255FZJfox000%2526spu%253D1%2526feat%253Dprof%2526ver%253D2/page.html" style="position:absolute;top:118px;left:0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fak%252Eimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Ffunwebproducts%252Fpromos%252Fzwinky%252Fprofile%252Egif/image.gif" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="display:none;"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.zwinky.com/zwinkyembed/js/avatar.js.f3e" width="1" height="1" id="f3embed" name="experiment" type="application/x-f3embed"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="fwpAvatar" style="width:226px; height:280px;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Foutfits%252Ezwinky%252Ecom%252Fusers%252Fcommon%252FavatarEmbed%252Eswf%253Fu%253Diamtheduckquack%2526partner%253DZJzeb007%255FZJfox000%2526brand%253Dother%2526ver%253D2/flash.swf" width="226" height="280" wmode="transparent" menu="false" quality="high" scale="noborder" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" id="fwpAvatarMovie" name="fwpAvatarMovie" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-116631299229929258?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/116631299229929258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=116631299229929258' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/116631299229929258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/116631299229929258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/12/chimp-as-zwinky.html' title='Chimp As A Zwinky'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-116560257341888454</id><published>2006-12-08T10:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T10:37:10.023-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Get your Seen On....</title><content type='html'>Congratulations to my awesome boyfriend, Mikey Glazer, for producing the coolest event I've personally ever been to. The hard work paid off as you can see here!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2117/2292/1600/744327/atmosphere2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2117/2292/320/965138/atmosphere2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To see the celebs that attended the SeenOn.com Launch Party go to www.wireimage.com.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2117/2292/1600/412318/atmosphere.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2117/2292/320/774419/atmosphere.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-116560257341888454?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/116560257341888454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=116560257341888454' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/116560257341888454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/116560257341888454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/12/get-your-seen-on.html' title='Get your Seen On....'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-115713609789582654</id><published>2006-09-01T11:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T14:44:13.396-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Case Study</title><content type='html'>In a recent survey, friends and family members of the Duck and the Chimp were asked what their favorite food to eat when stoned is. We were extremely impressed and inspired by many of the answers. All responses will remain semi-anonymous in case anyone is planning on running for President one day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/1600/stoned_bush_bong.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;"src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/320/stoned_bush_bong.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A NYC shopoholic writes...&lt;br /&gt;"I am dying to eat salty foods chips, pizza, sausage&lt;br /&gt;When I am home , I make myself soup, a weight watchers meal, ..um.. &lt;br /&gt;anything that is bread- I like bread and cheese." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A rocker's wife writes...&lt;br /&gt;"Let’s see...some form of cheese doodle comes to mind, also.. Hagen Daaz (can’t spell) Choc, chocolate chip ice cream!!  Something that doesn’t take that much prep[- needs instant gratification.  I tend to eat all junk food-   good enough?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An LA fashionista writes...&lt;br /&gt;"[My boyfriend] says an in and out double double w onions"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A band member...&lt;br /&gt;"Usually ice cream. With magic shell on it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A dad writes...&lt;br /&gt;"I hate to sound boring but I generally like club soda. If I wanted to be hedonistic I guess I would opt for chocolate chip bread pudding."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A doctor writes...&lt;br /&gt;"Anything for science... I usually crave pizza - which we usually have ready to defrost for such an occasion. But any leftovers will do as well. For example, last night, I munched hard on turkey."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An ivy league graduate writes...&lt;br /&gt;"hmmm-tough question bc i seriously never have food at home anymore.im dying to eat maybe milkshake and french fries...or pizza. i end up eating cereal if its in the house...or seriously any carb i can get my hands on. In high school, (when the fridge was stocked) i would eat brownie batter and doritos."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A professional stoner writes...&lt;br /&gt;"Cookies but it is rare that you have the supplies so I am going to say whatever is around.  I bet you could even fry up some ketchup if you were stoned enough."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A cousin writes...&lt;br /&gt;"Either ramen noodles chicken flavor or CHEEEETOSSS."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An employee writes...&lt;br /&gt;"If I have it available, I bake cakes (funfetti….SOOO YUMMY!!!) or cookies (the nestle ones that come already, just have to bake them). clearly the reason I didn’t look so hot in college."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A couple who grows pot at their house writes...&lt;br /&gt;"English muffin with peanut butter and hershey's syrup, Cheese whiz and cheetos, Pretzles and cream cheese, Cheez its and bbq sauce, Cold pizza and ranch."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A girl who wishes she was Mexican writes...&lt;br /&gt;"Pizza with tabasco sauce...that's what I'm dying to eat any time."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We welcome your input and would love to hear what you like to eat when you are stoned, so send an email to buffy11@aol.com with any hunger cravings!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-115713609789582654?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/115713609789582654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=115713609789582654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115713609789582654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115713609789582654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/09/case-study.html' title='Case Study'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-115319049450378029</id><published>2006-07-17T19:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-18T15:23:46.803-07:00</updated><title type='text'>CULEBRA is for Chimps and Ducks ONLY</title><content type='html'>Anyone can go to Culebra, but I think Ducks and Chimps will just always have more fun. Check this out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtMsZrIwyk"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtMsZrIwyk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAtMsZrIwyk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAtMsZrIwyk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more details on the trip, the Chimp always says it the best. Check out &lt;a href="www.thechimp.net"&gt;www.thechimp.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I will say this, I dont think that place will ever get old. And this time I only got 15 mosquito bites. "Deep Woods Off" rules. Thanks to my wonderful boyfriend for bringing me back to our favorite place and for always sharing his Medalla Light with me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-115319049450378029?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/115319049450378029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=115319049450378029' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115319049450378029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115319049450378029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/07/culebra-is-for-chimps-and-ducks-only.html' title='CULEBRA is for Chimps and Ducks ONLY'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-115318933293814962</id><published>2006-07-17T19:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-17T19:22:22.926-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy 29th Birthday Elissa!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/1600/elis%20truck.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/320/elis%20truck.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is the coolest truck driver I've ever known! At 29 she keeps shocking us with her amazing talent, her newest gig- handling very large objects. Congrats to you bday girl!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-115318933293814962?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/115318933293814962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=115318933293814962' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115318933293814962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/115318933293814962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/07/happy-29th-birthday-elissa.html' title='Happy 29th Birthday Elissa!!'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-114981117653946212</id><published>2006-06-08T16:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-17T19:23:58.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'>EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/1600/andrea.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/320/andrea.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations to Andrea Oreckinto for getting voted by Spin Shoppe PR, (or maybe just by me) EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. Andrea wins this honor for being able to read minds. Yes, she has a wonderful talent of knowing what clients want before they even speak! That is quite impressive and definitely crowns her as EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-114981117653946212?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/114981117653946212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=114981117653946212' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114981117653946212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114981117653946212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/06/employee-of-month_08.html' title='EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-114963596051835585</id><published>2006-06-06T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T16:21:30.210-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy birthday to Jamie!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/1600/jamie%20blog.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/400/jamie%20blog.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to wish Jamie "The Bird" Moskowitz a very happy 27th birthday! She is a pretty cool girl... so if you pass her on the street make sure to give her a shot out. Or just a shot. Because she is a lush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-114963596051835585?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/114963596051835585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=114963596051835585' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114963596051835585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114963596051835585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/06/happy-birthday-to-jamie.html' title='Happy birthday to Jamie!!!'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22529587.post-114005482835345762</id><published>2006-02-15T17:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T19:20:23.636-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I love the Chimp</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/1600/Christmas%20in%20Culebra%20(64).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2117/2292/320/Christmas%20in%20Culebra%20%2864%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love the Chimp. He is the most incredible boyfriend in the WHOLE WORLD. I love him especially when he is techy. I am trying to be techy just like him. Quack.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22529587-114005482835345762?l=iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/feeds/114005482835345762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22529587&amp;postID=114005482835345762' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114005482835345762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22529587/posts/default/114005482835345762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iamtheduckquack.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-love-chimp.html' title='I love the Chimp'/><author><name>The Duck</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15007209983877343227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
